suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures)



Song: look at this fucker go holy shit
Plays: 13,646

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

nefertsukia:

sophieandace:

smart-sherman:

if you like both disney and dreamworks equally and you just want to watch movies without people fighting about it clap your hands

*clap-clap*

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OK BUT NO THATS THE FUCKING CUTEST BC HE DOESNT HAVE HANDS SO HE DOES THAT AND OH NO IM GONNA CRY