jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser)

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

gashkarth:

do you ever just feel like you’re just completely worthless and unattractive on a physical and emotional level and you’re just never good enough because there’s always someone else that overpowers you with their pretty face and personality and you just instantly back down because you feel you have literally nothing to fight against with